Belt Safety Training: A Guide for the Fashionably Clueless

Chapter 1: The Dangers of Overly-High Hopes and Dreams

Oversized Belt

Warning: oversized belts can be hazardous to your health. In extreme cases, they may even cause spontaneous combustion.

But fear not, dear reader! With our expert guide, you'll learn how to safely wear an oversized belt and avoid the risks associated with it.

Chapter 2: The Art of Proper Belt Buckling

Remember, practice makes perfect. Or, in this case, practice makes less likely to get your pants caught in the belt buckle.

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