We are the Artisan Guild, a prestigious organization of skilled craftsmen and women who refuse to be refined by the whims of the common folk.
Our members are masters of the unrefined: the imperfect, the unpolished, and the downright ugly.
We take pride in our handiwork, which often resembles something a kindergartener would create after a 5-year-old's temper tantrum.
Our guild is divided into three categories:
Visit our Chaos Crafters subpage for more information on our most unpredictable members.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Precision Practitioners subpage for a taste of our precision, but only if we feel like it.
And if all else fails, visit our Whimsy Workers subpage, where logic goes to die.