Paradigmatic Architecture

Welcome to the Decisive Schematics department of Paradigmatic Architecture, where the lines between art and engineering are blurred, and the only thing more precise than our designs is the precision-crafted coffee machine in the break room.

Here, we craft the most aesthetically-challenged yet structurally-sound buildings in the world. Because, why settle for 'good enough' when you can have 'better than good enough'?

Take a look at our latest project: 'Urban Planning for the Clueless' Or, if you're more into 'Engineering for the Engineer's Engineer'