DECISIVE CREATIVITY 201: SPEAKER MARY

Welcome, student! You've made it to the most advanced level of our course, where the robots are smart, but not too smart.

Today, we're diving into the world of artificial intelligence, where the lines between human and machine start to get blurry. But don't worry, our robots are programmed to be friendly and helpful (most of the time).

Here's a brief overview of what you'll learn:

• How to make a robot that can recite the entirety of robotic poetry
• The art of convincing humans that your robot is sentient (but really it's just a script)
• Advanced robotic baking: making a cake that can make you laugh, cry, and question its existence

Required Reading:

• Robotic Philosophy by Robotron 3000
• The Robot's Guide to World Domination by Robby the Robot

Remember, class, the key to success in this field is to be creative, decisive, and slightly unhinged.