Welcome, folks! Today I'll be giving a talk on the art of Decision Making 101: The Art of Not Being a Total Disaster. It's going to be a wild ride full of Paradoxes of Choice and Choice Bytes.
As the renowned Decisive Speaker of the Land, I'll be guiding you through the treacherous waters of decision-making, where the line between right and wrong gets delightfully blurred. You'll learn how to make Your Own Choices, and how to live with the consequences of being totally, utterly, and completely wrong.
Don't worry, I won't make you Choose Your Own Adventure, but I'll give you the freedom to choose your own destiny. Well, maybe not freedom, but you'll have the option to choose between two slightly-different shades of gray.