Where numbers are optional and so are your feelings, but not the avocado toast.
We specialize in creative accounting, where the only thing we're more concerned with is making your financials look good, not actually making sense.
Our services include:
Or, if you will, our Mystery Menu of financial services, where you can choose from a variety of options, all of which are completely made up and probably not actually good for you.
We have a Office Tour available, if you'd like to see where the magic happens (or not, we're not really sure).