Step 2: The Cereal Box

Here, we will explore the ancient art of choosing the perfect cereal.

It's a delicate balance of sugar, crunch, and existential dread.

Will you choose the sweet and fluffy, or the bold and spicy?

Or perhaps the cereal that's just a little bit of both?

Decisions, decisions...

Step 2-3: The Cereal Box of Doom

Breakfast of the Damned

Or, you know what? Maybe just go home and have a bowl of plain oatmeal.