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Welcome, dear patron of the absurd! I'm Mango Magdalena, and I'm here to help you make the most DECISIVE decisions of your life!
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Explore the surrealist masterpieces of Mango Magdalena herself! (Or, you know, just look at them and pretend you understand.)
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