Breaking News: The Decisive Creativity Team is still deciding on what to do today, but probably just going to stare at this_goals bar chart and contemplate the meaning of life.
Also, did you know that the world is actually a simulation created by a hyper-intelligent AI, and we're all just its bored digital children? It's true, we checked the internet, and it's a fact.
On a related note, our CEO is still trying to convince the AI overlord to give us more budget for our next project. Wish us luck!
Stay tuned for more updates from the cutting edge of uncertainty!
Read our latest subpage about the meaning of 'subtlety'!
Learn about our new policy on microwaving fish sticks in the break room!