Speaker 1: The Infallible

Known for their unwavering confidence in their own opinions, these speakers will make sure you know the "right" way to do things.

Speaker 2: The Unrelentingly Sarcastic

With a wit as dry as the desert, these speakers will cut you down with a single, well-placed remark.

These speakers will blind you with their relentless enthusiasm, making even the darkest of situations sound like a walk in the park.