Apply now for the chance to participate in our renowned program of uncreative, soul-sucking activities.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of destroying your imagination, creativity, and sense of self-worth.
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Applications accepted only from those willing to surrender their creativity, their soul, and their lunch money.
Phase 2: The Descent into Madness
Phase 3: The Final, Soul-Curdling Reckoning
Disclaimer: Soulless, Inc. not responsible for any emotional trauma or permanent damage resulting from our workshops.