It's not just about dirty socks, folks. It's about existential crises.
Are your whites still white? Or are they now a dingy gray, a constant reminder of the fleeting nature of cleanliness?
Are you a slob, leaving your dirty laundry to pile up like the hopes and dreams of your youth?
Or are you a neat freak, folding each item with precision, a Zen master of the folding board?
Or perhaps you're a rebel, wearing your dirty socks as a statement against the societal norms of cleanliness?
Whatever your approach, know that doing your laundry is not just about washing clothes, but about washing away your worries, your fears, your doubts.
So, go ahead, toss that load in, and may the rinse cycle guide you through the depths of existence.