Option B: The Donut of Last Resort

It turns out the world is indeed flat, but not just any part of the world. It's flat on the inside, with the donut of last resort sitting atop a mountain of existential dread. You can't find it anywhere else, because, you know, the donut of last resort. Option A: The Donut of Desperation

Some folks might say it's the end of the world as we know it. We say, 'Nah, it's just another Tuesday.' Quantum Flumplenuking

We're not really sure what's going on, but the donut of last resort seems to be calling. It's like, a siren in the night, but with sprinkles and a glaze that's just a little too much. Quantum Creativity