Overthinking Sessions

Warning: this page may cause existential dread in sensitive individuals.

Brain Deadlines

You've got 30 minutes to decide between:

• The Paradox of Choices: Choose between 5 different options, only to realize you'll never actually choose.
• Infinite Loop of Despair: Select one option, only to have the cycle restart.
• Quantum Fluctuations: Your choice is simultaneously correct and incorrect, simultaneously.

Therapeutic Exercises

Engage in our carefully crafted exercises to soothe your overactive brain:

• Meditate on Nothingness: Sit in silence, contemplating the void.
• Brain Wave Surfing: Visualize the soothing patterns of brain waves.