Bailout: the art of leaving a relationship, job, or social media platform with the utmost carelessness.
It's not just about walking away, no, it's more like running away from a commitment you made with reckless abandon.
Here are some tips to help you craft the perfect bailout:
- Be prepared for the drama that ensues
- Mute your phone, but not before you've texted your ex
- Leave a cryptic message, like "I'm fine, don't worry"