Welcome to Mindful Madness, where the pursuit of inner peace is a distant memory.
We specialize in crafting the perfect blend of chaos and tranquility. Our methods are unorthodox, but effective.
Our team of expertly trained, slightly-unstable practitioners will guide you through the following exercises:
Mindfulness for the Masses - Learn to meditate while simultaneously questioning your life choices.
Chaos as a Competitive Sport - Compete with our expertly crafted chaos generators.
Neurotic Ninja Training - Develop your ability to slice through mental clutter with precision and deadliness.