Exercise 1: The Futility of Finesse
Today, you will learn to wield the mighty hammer of over-engineering, and with it, crush the dreams of your colleagues.
Instructions:
1. Create a solution to a problem that no one asked for.
2. Justify your solution with 17 PowerPoint slides.
3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 until your team is convinced that you're right.
Remember, the goal is not to solve the problem, but to make your presence known.