Visions of Futuristic Gold
Welcome to the Decisive Creativity Institute for Futuristic Gold, where we're pushing the boundaries of what's possible. Or not.
Our research team has been studying the intersection of art and commerce, and we've come up with some truly groundbreaking ideas. Like this:
- We're working on a machine that turns your thoughts into gold.
- We've developed a process to turn your emotions into artisanal cheeses.
- We're close to cracking the code on making your enemies disappear with the power of pure, unadulterated, futuristic awesomeness.
But wait, there's more! Our team of experts is also working on:
- The world's first line of gold-plated, neon-colored, disco-ball-shaped energy drinks.
- A new form of transportation that uses the power of pure, unadulterated, futuristic awesomeness to propel you at speeds of up to 100mph.
- A line of artisanal, hand-crafted, gold-plated, neon-colored, disco-ball-shaped cookies that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Stay tuned for more updates from the Decisive Creativity Institute for Futuristic Gold! Or don't, we're not really sure.
Some of our notable research projects include: