Creepy Crises of the Creative Sort

Welcome to the Creativity Crisis Hotline, where the tortured souls of artistic endeavors come to confess their deepest fears, doubts, and existential dread.

Our Story So Far:

• One artist spent 17 hours perfecting a 3-second animation, only to have it auto-played 30 times in a row at a crowded gallery opening.
• A writer's magnum opus was rejected by 17 literary agents, but not because it was bad, but because they were all secretly in love with her.
• A painter's latest masterpiece was mistaken for a 3-year-old's playdate.

What We've Learned:

• Caffeine is not a cure-all for creative woes.
• The muse is a myth, but the rent is real.
• There's always someone, somewhere, judging you.

We're here to help. Browse our testimonials below.

Testimonials:

• I spent 3 years on my magnum opus, only to have it mistaken for a kindergartener's arts and crafts project
• I wrote 10,000 lines of code, only to have the compiler spit out an error message that made me weep
• I spent an entire album's worth of my creative energy, only to have the producer call my work 'unlistenable'