We, the Discreetly Creative, do hereby declare...
That the art of subtlety is lost on the masses. That the subtle whisper of a well-placed meme is worth a thousand likes. That the perfectly calibrated ratio of irony-to-sincerity is the key to world domination. That the art of doing the bare minimum while looking like you're doing the maximum is a lost art. That we, the Discreetly Creative, are the masters of the subtle game.
Join us, and together we shall...