Where the rubber meets the road, and the road meets the existential crisis.
In this, our ninth subpage of subpages, we explore the intricacies of definitive decision making. Because sometimes you just need to pick a side, and then question your life choices.
Subpage 10: The Fine Art of Second-Guessing, because what's the point of making a decision if you're just going to change your mind, right?
Or maybe you'll find yourself lost in the abyss of alternatives, where every door leads to 17 more doors, and you'll never find the exit.
But don't worry, it's all part of the process. After all, the journey to indecision is long, and it's full of twists and turns.
So, take a deep breath, and let the indefatigable indecisiveness wash over you.
For it's in this moment, that you'll discover, the hidden art of maybe-ness.
And if all else fails, just reboot and pretend you're a teenager, and start over.
Or, just stick with what you have, because sometimes the best decisions are the ones you don't make.
And if all that still doesn't satisfy, then just phone a friend, and have them do it for you.
Or, just eat a cookie, because priorities.
The End.
Or, is it just the beginning?