Welcome, student! Are you tired of being right? Do you yearn for the freedom to be wrong, to make poor choices, and to face the consequences? Then you're in luck! This guide is here to help you cultivate the art of decisive, yet completely arbitrary, decision-making.
Learn how to ignore inconvenient truths and forge ahead with reckless abandon. In this lesson, we'll cover the fundamentals of cherry-picking evidence, cherry-picking facts, and cherry-picking anything that supports your position, no matter how thin the justification.
Continue to Lesson 1: Not Caring About Facts
In this lesson, we'll explore the blissful ignorance of consequences. Learn how to shrug off the repercussions of your decisions, and instead, focus on the thrill of doing what you want, when you want, and to heck with the rest.
Continue to Lesson 2: Being Unfazed by Consequences
Master the ancient art of deflecting responsibility. In this lesson, we'll delve into the subtle nuances of passing the buck, shifting the blame, and making sure everyone else knows who's really in charge (hint: it's not you).
Continue to Lesson 3: Blaming Others for Your Mistakes
And that's just the beginning. Stay tuned for more lessons in the series, or, you know, don't. We're not really invested in your success or failure.