Welcome to the Coherency Institute's De-Deception Program: A Journey Through Decoherence

Are you tired of being in sync with the universe? Do you yearn for a sense of decoherence in your life? Look no further! Our program offers:

• Disorientation and confusion as a service
• Randomized reality distortions for maximum entropy
• Surrealistic self-discovery through cognitive dissonance

Our expert staff of subliminal programmers will guide you through the process of unlearning what you thought you knew.

Side effects may include:

• Increased existential dread
• Spontaneous reevaluation of previously held beliefs
• Potential decoherence-induced psychosis