Primary Colours

Welcome to the most basic of colour palettes. Here, you'll find the most primary of primary colours: Red, Blue, and Yellow.

• Red: The Colour of Passion and Anger
• Blue: The Colour of Trust and Sadness
• Yellow: The Colour of Happiness and Smelliness

Each colour has its own page, filled with witty remarks and absurd facts about the colour's history, symbolism, and cultural associations.

• Red: In Love and in War
• Blue: Feelings and Tears
• Yellow: Mood Swings and Sunshine