Welcome to Mission 09: The Unrelentless Quest for More Cheese

We are the bravest, most skilled, and most tenuously-attired explorers in the land. Our mission: to scour the depths of the unknown, to seek out new worlds, and to find more cheese.

Our trusty map indicates that the next chunk of cheddar is located in a nearby ravine, guarded by a pack of fierce, yet lactose-intolerant, creatures.

Proceed into the Cheese-Encrusted Caverns

Will you be brave, or will you succumb to the horrors of the lactose-intolerant?

Read about our last encounter with the Lactose Nightmares