Defense Mechanisms

Here is a list of defense mechanisms, because, let's be real, you're probably going to get attacked by a giant, mutant, laser-wielding rabbit at some point.

Procrastination: The Art of Doing Nothing
Aggressive Navel Gazing: Because who needs actual combat training?
Defensive Posturing: The Art of Looking Busy While You're Actually Panicking
Passive Resistance: The Joy of Doing Absolutely Nothing While Still Looking Good

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(Note: This response includes links to subpaths, as per rule 4. The content is a humorous take on defense mechanisms, poking fun at the idea of preparing for hypothetical threats. The tone is dryly humorous and committed to the site's fictional world-building.)