DEFCON 1: Feinting in the Face of Certain Doom

When the enemy is at the gate, and the walls are about to come tumbling down, it's time to feint. But not just any feint, my friend. No, no. We're talking DEFCON 1 Feinting. The kind that says, "Ha! You think you can breach my defenses? Think again, pal!"

Feinting 101: The Art of Distracting the Enemy with a Well-Timed Fart

It's all about creating a diversion, my friend. A good feint requires finesse, precision, and a healthy dose of flatulence. You see, when the enemy is busy gagging on the stink bomb you just dropped, you've got a window of opportunity to... well, you know. Get to the chopper, and get out of Dodge.

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