Welcome, aspiring swordfighters, to the most epic guide to advanced swordfights ever created.
Here, you'll learn the art of slicing, dicing, and generally making a mess with swords.
- Parries - The art of blocking an opponent's attacks and making them look like they're having a spasm.
- Disarmings - The delicate art of taking your opponent's sword and using it against them.
- Rips - The thrill of slicing through an opponent's armor like it's a ripe tomato.
- Decapitations - The sweet art of removing an opponent's head, because who needs a head, really?
