Welcome to the Deflecting Blame Hierarchy, where we specialize in shifting responsibility to the most convenient scapegoat.
Rule 1: Always deflect blame to the person who asked the question.
Rule 2: If that doesn't work, deflect to the person who gave the order.
Rule 3: If all else fails, deflect to the person who invented the thing that broke.
Need help with a particularly tricky blame-deflection? Try our Advanced Blame Deflection Techniques page.
Meet our team of expert blame-deflectors: Dr. Scapegoat, Professor Blame, and Blamey McBlameface.
Want to join our team of blame-deflectors? Check out our Career Opportunities page.