Welcome to the IT Guy's official deflection page, where we deflect blame, assign blame, and occasionally take credit for things we didn't do.
We've had a lot of questions lately about who's responsible for the server crashes, lost passwords, and mysterious software updates. Well, let us set the record straight: Deflected Blame Theft is a real thing, and it's a thing we've mastered.
Don't worry, it's all in the service of science... or at least that's what we tell the boss.