Welcome to the Deflectionary, where we deflect the mundane and the boring!
Our mission is to provide you with the most creative excuses in the multiverse.
Learn Deflectionary Techniques to improve your deflecting skills.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Deflectionary Sprints for a truly out-of-this-world experience.
Don't forget to check out our Deflectionary Timeline to see how the art of deflection has evolved over the ages.