The Quantum Mirror Deflection Theory

According to renowned physicist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Quantum Mirror Deflection Theory states that every time you look into a mirror, you create a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.

This phenomenon, known as "Mirror-Induced Reality Flux" (MIRF), causes nearby objects to appear distorted, as if they're being viewed through a kaleidoscope.