Behold, the Deflecting Mirror 5000. A tool for reflecting your deepest fears, your most hidden desires, and the occasional passing bus.
Use it, but be warned: what you see may not be what you want to see.
Reflective surface area: 5000 square feet
Reflective coefficient: 99.9% (plus or minus 0.1% depending on the user's mood)
Power source: Infinite and otherworldly energies