Deflection 101: Finding Better Ways to Avoid Work

Are you tired of doing real work? Do you wish there was a way to avoid it all? Well, you're in luck! Welcome to Deflection 101, where we teach you the art of doing nothing.

Lesson 1: The Art of Procrastination

• Doing Nothing Better Than Anyone Else
• To-Do List of Things Not Really Doing
• Developing a Phobia of Productivity

Lesson 2: The Science of Distraction

• Creating a Pet Petition to Replace Your Employees
• Finding the Perfect Excuse for Missed Deadlines
• Turning Your Co-Workers into Zombies

Graduation: Congratulations! You've Learned Nothing!