Introducing the Deflection Through Drama, the revolutionary new product that deflects all your problems through the power of over-the-top, melodramatic flair!
With its sleek, neon pink design and bold, unsmoothed typography, this thing is a real head-turner. And the best part? It comes with a built-in drama meter that ensures your problems are always, always, ALWAYS more dramatic than they need to be!
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