Take The Leap

It's time to take a step into the unknown. Our patented Deflection Technology will propel you towards a brighter future, where the only thing more confusing than our instructions is the instructions themselves.

Side effects may include: Disorientation, disconnection from reality, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion. Not responsible for damages or lost limbs.

Deflection 101: The Crash Course | Next Step: The Leap of Faith | What to Expect (Not That We're Really Sure) | Disclaimer: We're Not Really Sure About This Either