Deflection's Guide

Chapter 1: The Art of Deflecting

Deflection is an art form, a science, and a lifestyle. It is the act of diverting one's gaze, one's thoughts, and one's very existence. In this guide, we will cover the fundamentals, the advanced techniques, and the philosophy behind deflection.

Read Chapter 2: Deflecting 101 Read Chapter 3: Deflecting for Beginners

Deflecting for Self-Defense

Deflecting is not just about avoiding eye contact, it's about avoiding eye contact with the soul-sucking abyss of reality. In this chapter, we will explore the techniques for deflecting away the existential dread of modern life.

Read Chapter 4: Deflecting the Void

Deflecting for Fun and Profit

Deflection is not just a means to an end, it's an end in itself. In this chapter, we will delve into the world of deflection as a performance art, a form of entertainment, and a lucrative career path.

Read Chapter 5: Deflecting for the Masses