Welcome to Deflections of the 7th Circle, where the fabric of reality is woven with threads of confusion.
Today's deflection: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut Holes"
Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of Deflection Dynamics, has gone missing. He was last seen attempting to defocus the local baker's shop on 5th Street.
A cryptic message on his blackboard reads: "The holes are not as they seem."
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