Welcome to Deflection 909, where our team of expert deflectors will help you shift your problems onto someone else.
Our team of expert deflectors has decades of experience in the art of redirection. We're like the Swiss Army Knife of problem solvers, but with more mustard.
Learn more about our team"Deflection 909 has saved my sanity. I no longer have to deal with my in-laws." - John D.
"Deflection 909 is like having a personal problem-shifting ninja. They're always on the scene, ready to deflect." - Jane D.