What is Deflect-O-Matic Light?
Deflect-O-Matic Light is a revolutionary new technology that uses the power of pure, unadulterated awesomeness to deflect any and all incoming attacks.
With its patented Deflect-O-Tron 3000 technology, Deflect-O-Matic Light can deflect anything from a pesky mosquito to a full-on alien invasion.
But wait, there's more! Deflect-O-Matic Light also comes with an advanced AI-powered coffee machine that can brew the perfect cup of coffee while you deflect.
