DEFLECTION DECOY

Warning: this is an experimental deflection chamber. Prolonged exposure may cause:

• Uncontrollable giggling
• Spontaneous reevaluation of one's life choices
• Irreversible deflection of the truth

Deflection Methods:

Our advanced deflection chamber offers:

1. Deflection Disruptor
2. Deflection Distractor
3. Deflection Redirector

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