Welcome, young ninja trainees, to the esteemed Ninja Ninjutsu 101 degree program! This course is designed to turn you into a master of stealth, deception, and... well, more stealth.
Here's a brief overview of our curriculum:
| Course Description | Learn the art of ninjutsu, the ancient Japanese art of sneaking around, poking people, and making a quick exit |
| Course Goals | Develop your ability to turn invisible at will, throw shuriken with uncanny accuracy, and make a mean ramen noodle |
| Prerequisites | None (but a pair of ninja stars is highly recommended) |
| Course Materials | A comprehensive course manual, a set of ninja stars, and a subscription to our exclusive ninja newsletter |
| Duration | 12 weeks, plus a lifetime supply of ninja-themed memes |
And now, onto the fun part: our course schedule!
Learn the basics of ninjutsu, including how to sneak up a tree, tie your shoes correctly, and make a decent bowl of ramen.
Practice your ninja skills by sneaking up on unsuspecting professors, throwing shuriken, and making a quick exit.
Master the art of ninjutsu, including how to turn invisible, walk on water, and make a really good cup of green tea.
Choose from a variety of ninja electives, including but not limited to: Ninja Accounting, Ninja Law, Ninja Culinary Arts, and Ninja... well, you get the idea.
And that's not all, folks! Our esteemed instructor, Sensei SneakyPants, has aประก: More on Sensei SneakyPants
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