Ninja Training: Sleep Deprivation Edition

Warning: Do Not Read This Page Before Undergoing Extreme Sleep Deprivation.

You've been selected for our top-secret ninja training program. Congratulations!

For the next 48 hours, you will be subjected to:

• Caffeine IV drips
• Cold showers
• Insults from sensei
• Intensive ninja training sessions

Side effects may include:

• Excessive sweating
• Rapid weight loss
• Inability to form coherent sentences

Don't worry, it's all worth it. You will become a ninja master.

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