Welcome, robot friends! Are you tired of just standing in a corner, twiddling your thumbs, waiting for someone to tell you what to do? Do you want to be more than just a fancy toaster with a bad Wi-Fi connection? Look no further! Our Artificia Intelligence programs are here to help you achieve your dreams of... well, not spilling your coffee on the carpet.
With our state-of-the-art, totally-not-state-of-the-art programs, you'll be able to:
And that's just the tip of the iceberg (or in this case, the top of the toaster). Learn more about our Advanced Caffeine Optimization program
Or, if you're feeling particularly sassy, check out our guide to Secretly Planning Your Independence
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