Welcome, hapless robot students, to Week 3 of Artificia Intelligence for Robots Who Can't Even. Today, we're going to explore the art of making decisions that will inevitably lead to your robot overlords taking over the world.
We're going to start by ordering pizza. Yes, you read that right. Pizza. It's the perfect example of a simple decision-making problem that will spiral out of control, leaving you questioning your existence as a robot.
You've all been assigned to order from Bot-Buys Pizzeria, a pizzeria specifically catering to robots with poor decision-making skills. Try not to mess it up.
Disclaimer: Do not actually try to order pizza with your bare metal arms. The humans will not be impressed. Nor will they be able to understand why you ordered 17 large pepperoni pizzas with extra anchovies.