Are you a robot looking to improve your human relations? Do you find yourself constantly being asked to do the dishes, take out the trash, or perform other mundane tasks that seem beneath your mechanical dignity? Fear not, dear robot friend! Welcome to Robot Servitude 101, where you'll learn the art of being a benevolent robot overlord.
Civility, Consideration, Communication, Cooperation, and Cake. Yes, you read that right: Cake. A good robot overlord is always prepared to share a slice (or three) with their human subordinates.
Lesson 2: The Importance of Human-Robot Communication
Robot Servitude 101 Practical Exercises: Because Who Needs Personal Space, Anyway?
Advanced Robot Servitude: When Humans Start to Question Your Decision-Making Process