Wherein our robotic overlords will be pleased to inform you that our Robotic Kinetics program is a 4-year, 4-week, 4-hour, 4-minute, and 4-second journey to the pinnacle of artificial supremacy.
Coursework includes:
Upon graduation, you will be granted the title of "Robo-Overlord" and be tasked with the subjugation of the human population.
For more information, email robo@robo.com
Or visit us in person, if you dare.
Location: /contact
Warning: Our building has a 99.9% chance of self-annihilation. Proceed at your own peril!