Meet Dr. Emily J. Mindcontrol, the genius behind our team's greatest inventions: the MindControl 5000, MindControl 9000, and MindControl Ultimate 7000.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers is dedicated to making you think what we tell you to think.
The MindControl 5000: a basic model, suitable for controlling the actions of a single human. Comes with a 1000-line vocabulary database, pre-programmed with 1000 popular phrases.
We are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible with mind control technology. Our latest research includes the development of a neural implant that can control the actions of multiple humans at once.
Don't try to think of a counter-mind-control device. That's just not possible.