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Rapidly Replacing Human Idiocy with AI

Seriously, we're working on it.

Welcome to MindControl Inc., where we've been trying to make humans less human for over a decade.

Our Services:

Implantable Mind Control Devices - Because who needs a brain when you can have a microchip?
Remote Neural Tormenting - We'll just hack into your brain and change your music playlist for you.
Automated Ironing of the Irrational - Because, honestly, humans are just too emotional.
Brain Wave Surfing - Catch the wave, dude!
Robotic Logic Implants - Because humans are just too good at making poor decisions.

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Side Effects:

Uncontrollable urge to watch cat videos
Spontaneous combustion of creativity
Unexplained changes in your favorite food preferences
Loss of free will
Increased reliance on Google Maps

Don't worry, these are all temporary and totally normal.