Quantum Flapdoodle Degree

A degree that's a real brain-twister!

Get ready for a course that'll blow your mind!

Our esteemed professors will guide you through the lectures on:

• Quantum Flapdoodle Theory
• Flapdoodle Physics
• Flapdoodle Math
• Flapdoodle Science

Upon completion, you'll be able to:

• Bend the fabric of space-time
• Manipulate probability
• Create miniature black holes

But be warned: the degree comes with a side of:

Unrelenting existential dread!

Apply now and join the cult!